garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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