I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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