i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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