like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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