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I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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