Where did you get a picture of my penis
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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