I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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