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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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