You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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