Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
is wine microwaveable?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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