True but thats because hes a fetus.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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