do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize