hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize