I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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