her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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