I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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