doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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