So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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