i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize