You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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