Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have aggressive nipples.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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