I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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