there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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