4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Randomize
