I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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