Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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