i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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