that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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