As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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