haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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