If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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