just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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