i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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