I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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