So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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