I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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