We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Its about making memories worth repressing
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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