D3 body, D1 cock
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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