So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Randomize
