Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
