$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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