Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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