but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Randomize
