I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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