Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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