i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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