So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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