we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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