paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you traded sex for a burrito?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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