I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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