ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Everything about him screamed your future.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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