I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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