remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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