Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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