Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize
